Steve Guttenberg Facts
Helpful reader Ryan emailed me with a super fabulous resource for those of us that love us some Steve Guttenberg.
The Steve Guttenberg Facts, while possibly lacking in authenticity, are still utterly delightful.
Following the hugely popular Chuck Norris Facts model, you'll learn some surprising things about our good buddy Steve.
I like this one for its Norris tie-in:
Once, while on a walk, Steve Guttenberg ran into Chuck Norris. He waved and said hello, but Chuck Norris ignored him. Guttenberg pondered this encounter the entire way home and ended up writing poetry for the rest of the day.
Good times, I tell you. He may be less tough than Chuck Norris, but he's no less loveable.