The Running Total

#1

• Title: Three Men and A Baby
• Date: 1 July 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 35
• Purchased: At an Archway charity shop
• Cost: £3
• Beginning an exciting new mission: Priceless.

#2

• Title: Short Circuit
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 34
• Date received: 9th July, 2005
• Purchased by: Heather
• The mission doubling in size: Priceless.

#3

• Title: Surrender
• Date: 16 July 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 33
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.89, including delivery
• The First Truly Bad Movie In The Collection: Priceless.

#4

• Title: Police Academy
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 32
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £3.04, including delivery
• Political incorrectness at it's most painful: Priceless.

#5

• Title: Don't Tell Her It's Me (aka. The Boyfriend School)
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 31
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.89, including delivery
• Realizing I would probably watch this again: Priceless. Pricelessly embarassing.

#6

• Title: The Bedroom Window
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 30
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.99, including delivery
• A Bad Overly Dramatic Movie: Eh, not so priceless.

#7

• Title: Bad Medicine
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 29
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.89, including delivery
• Bad 80's Comedy At Its Finest: Oh, that's priceless baby.

#8

• Title: Police Academy 3: Back In Training
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 28
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.00, including delivery
• The First Guttenberg Movie I Couldn't Watch In One Sitting: Shamefully priceless.

#9

• Title: High Spirits
• Date: 15 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 27
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £3.50, including delivery
• The Most Beloved Guttenberg Movie Yet?: Priceless.

#10

• Title: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 26
• Purchased: by the delightful and ever so dashing Aaron
• Seriously, A Hot-Air Balloon Chase?: Priceless.

#11

• Title: Casper - A Spirited Beginning
• Date Added: 30 September 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 25
• Purchased: By the delightful Miss Sherlock
• Steve as a BAD DAD who is reformed by a ghost: Priceless.

#12

• Title: Diner
• Date Added: 10 October 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 24
• Purchased: By Alexcia, and delivered all the way from Canada.
• Owning a movie I probably would have bought anyway: Priceless.

#13

• Title: Home Team
• Date Added: 10 October 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 23
• Purchased: On ebay
• Price: £3.00
• Fantastically cheesy Canadian goodness: Priceless.

#14

• Title: Amazon Women on the Moon
• Date Added: 10 October 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 22
• Purchased: On ebay
• Price: £2.85
• Hearing Steve Guttenberg use a line about sushi to seduce the ladies: Priceless.

#15

• Title: Three Men & A Little Lady
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 21
• Date Added: 31 October 2005
• Purchased: By the lovely and fabulous Abby
• Trying to erase the bedtime rap from my mind: Priceless.

#16

• Title: A Question Of Life (aka Something For Joey)
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 20
• Date Added: 31 October 2005
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £5.79
• Seeing the genesis of the Guttenberg Film Dynasty: Priceless.

#17

• Title: It Takes Two
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 19
• Date Added: 22 December 2005
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £2.50
• Knowing that Steve was right in there at the start of the Olsen empire: Priceless.

#18

• Title: Can't Stop The Music
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 18
• Date Added: 24 February 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £10.00, and worth every penny
• Steve as the star of the campest movie ever, of all time, ever: Priceless.

#19

• Title: Home For The Holidays
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 17
• Date Added: 26 February 2006
• Purchased: on Amazon.co.uk
• Price: £5.25
• Hearing Guttenberg say "Beep beep, brother-in-law" to Robert Downey Jr: Priceless.

#20

• Title: The Big Green
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 16
• Date Added: 1 May 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £0.01 + delivery
• Hearing Steve Guttenberg's Texan accent: Priceless.

#21

• Title: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 15
• Date Added: 1 May 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £2.50
• Being slightly better than Police Academy 3?: Priceless.

#22

• Title: Cocoon
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 14
• Date Added: 21 May 2006
• Purchased: on eBay (and I think someone gave me a copy too, but I forget who. Maybe Alexcia? Thanks dude!)
• Price: £3.50
• Never being able to erase the disturbing alien pool sex scene from my mind?: Priceless.

#23

• Title: Cocoon: The Return
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 13
• Date Added: 10 August 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £5.45
• Realizing that I will watch essentially unviewable copies of tapes just because of the project?: Priceless.

#24

• Title: The Boys From Brazil
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 12
• Date Added: 13 August 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £5.50
• Seeing Steve killed by Nazis?: Priceless.

#25

• Title: Zeus and Roxanne
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 11
• Date Added: 13 August 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £2.98
• Learning That Inter-species True Love Is Possible?: Priceless.

#26

• Title: The Chicken Chronicles
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 11
• Date Added: 19 March 2007
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: $5.95
• Being spared a Guttenberg sex scene: Priceless

#27

• Title: Major Movie Star
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 18
• Purchased: Ebay
• Cost: £7.95
• Admiring the burnished glow of a super-tanned Guttenberg: Priceless

#28

• Title: Rollercoaster
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 17
• Purchased: By my aweseome friend Mandy for my birthday.  Like 3 years ago.  Really, I am getting on watching these, I swear. 
• Cost: N/A
• Seeing a practically teenaged Guttenberg with huge 70s hair: Priceless