Friday, July 01, 2005

The Running Total

#1

  • Title: Three Men and A Baby
  • Date: 1 July 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 35
  • Purchased: At an Archway charity shop
  • Cost: £3
  • Beginning an exciting new mission: Priceless.
#2
  • Title: Short Circuit
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 34
  • Date received: 9th July, 2005
  • Purchased by: Heather
  • The mission doubling in size: Priceless.
#3
  • Title: Surrender
  • Date: 16 July 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 33
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: £2.89, including delivery
  • The First Truly Bad Movie In The Collection: Priceless.
#4
  • Title: Police Academy
  • Date: 10 August 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 32
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: £3.04, including delivery
  • Political incorrectness at it's most painful: Priceless.
#5
  • Title: Don't Tell Her It's Me (aka. The Boyfriend School)
  • Date: 10 August 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 31
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: £2.89, including delivery
  • Realizing I would probably watch this again: Priceless. Pricelessly embarassing.
#6
  • Title: The Bedroom Window
  • Date: 10 August 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 30
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: £2.99, including delivery
  • A Bad Overly Dramatic Movie: Eh, not so priceless.
#7
  • Title: Bad Medicine
  • Date: 10 August 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 29
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: £2.89, including delivery
  • Bad 80's Comedy At Its Finest: Oh, that's priceless baby.
#8
  • Title: Police Academy 3: Back In Training
  • Date: 10 August 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 28
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: £2.00, including delivery
  • The First Guttenberg Movie I Couldn't Watch In One Sitting: Shamefully priceless.
#9
  • Title: High Spirits
  • Date: 15 August 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 27
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: £3.50, including delivery
  • The Most Beloved Guttenberg Movie Yet?: Priceless.
#10
  • Title: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
  • Date: 10 August 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 26
  • Purchased: by the delightful and ever so dashing Aaron
  • Seriously, A Hot-Air Balloon Chase?: Priceless.
#11
  • Title: Casper - A Spirited Beginning
  • Date Added: 30 September 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 25
  • Purchased: By the delightful Miss Sherlock
  • Steve as a BAD DAD who is reformed by a ghost: Priceless.
#12
  • Title: Diner
  • Date Added: 10 October 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 24
  • Purchased: By Alexcia, and delivered all the way from Canada.
  • Owning a movie I probably would have bought anyway: Priceless.
#13
  • Title: Home Team
  • Date Added: 10 October 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 23
  • Purchased: On ebay
  • Price: £3.00
  • Fantastically cheesy Canadian goodness: Priceless.
#14
  • Title: Amazon Women on the Moon
  • Date Added: 10 October 2005
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 22
  • Purchased: On ebay
  • Price: £2.85
  • Hearing Steve Guttenberg use a line about sushi to seduce the ladies: Priceless.
#15
  • Title: Three Men & A Little Lady
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 21
  • Date Added: 31 October 2005
  • Purchased: By the lovely and fabulous Abby
  • Trying to erase the bedtime rap from my mind: Priceless.
#16
  • Title: A Question Of Life (aka Something For Joey)
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 20
  • Date Added: 31 October 2005
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £5.79
  • Seeing the genesis of the Guttenberg Film Dynasty: Priceless.
#17
  • Title: It Takes Two
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 19
  • Date Added: 22 December 2005
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £2.50
  • Knowing that Steve was right in there at the start of the Olsen empire: Priceless.
#18
  • Title: Can't Stop The Music
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 18
  • Date Added: 24 February 2006
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £10.00, and worth every penny
  • Steve as the star of the campest movie ever, of all time, ever: Priceless.
#19
  • Title: Home For The Holidays
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 17
  • Date Added: 26 February 2006
  • Purchased: on Amazon.co.uk
  • Price: £5.25
  • Hearing Guttenberg say "Beep beep, brother-in-law" to Robert Downey Jr: Priceless.
#20
  • Title: The Big Green
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 16
  • Date Added: 1 May 2006
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £0.01 + delivery
  • Hearing Steve Guttenberg's Texan accent: Priceless.
#21
  • Title: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 15
  • Date Added: 1 May 2006
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £2.50
  • Being slightly better than Police Academy 3?: Priceless.
#22
  • Title: Cocoon
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 14
  • Date Added: 21 May 2006
  • Purchased: on eBay (and I think someone gave me a copy too, but I forget who. Maybe Alexcia? Thanks dude!)
  • Price: £3.50
  • Never being able to erase the disturbing alien pool sex scene from my mind?: Priceless.
#23
  • Title: Cocoon: The Return
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 13
  • Date Added: 10 August 2006
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £5.45
  • Realizing that I will watch essentially unviewable copies of tapes just because of the project?: Priceless.
#24
  • Title: The Boys From Brazil
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 12
  • Date Added: 13 August 2006
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £5.50
  • Seeing Steve killed by Nazis?: Priceless.
#25
  • Title: Zeus and Roxanne
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 11
  • Date Added: 13 August 2006
  • Purchased: on eBay
  • Price: £2.98
  • Learning That Inter-species True Love Is Possible?: Priceless.
#26
  • Title: The Chicken Chronicles
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 11
  • Date Added: 19 March 2007
  • Purchased: On eBay
  • Cost: $5.95
  • Being spared a Guttenberg sex scene: Priceless
#27

  • Title: Major Movie Star
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 18
  • Purchased: Ebay
  • Cost: £7.95
  • Admiring the burnished glow of a super-tanned Guttenberg: Priceless
#28
  • Title: Rollercoaster
  • Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 17
  • Purchased: By my aweseome friend Mandy for my birthday.  Like 3 years ago.  Really, I am getting on watching these, I swear. 
  • Cost: N/A
  • Seeing a practically teenaged Guttenberg with huge 70s hair: Priceless

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