A-List Celebrities? This must be a mistake.

I have to confess, this film was a bit of a surprise. I was not familiar with the wonder that is High Spirits. Apparently, I was alone in this.

Of all the films I've collected so far, this is the first one that peole actually said "Oh, I think I've seen that one. Could I borrow it?"

Borrow? A Steve Guttenberg film? This is unprecedented. And fabulous!

That being said, I'm sure you're all familiar with the following film.

It's the touching tale of a man who invents stories about ghosts in his castle to lure in tourists. Imagine his surprise when those ghosts turn out to be real! Oh, the hilarity!

But wait - that's not enough for you?

How about a little romance?

What could be more touching than the love between a man unhappy in his marriage and a ghost who's been reliving her own murder for the past two hundred years?

Despite Daryl Hannah's "Irish" accent and a touch of Gutttenberg overacting, this actually isn't bad at all. It's pretty funny. And it's chock full of recognizable names! Who'd have thought?

Peter O'Toole, Beverley D'Angelo, Jennifer Tilly, Peter Gallagher, Liam Neeson. In 1988, these were all big names, I'll have you know.

I was very pleasantly surprised by this movie. And I'd probably watch it again. Who'd have thought?

Title: High Spirits

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 27

Purchased: On eBay

Cost: £3.50, including delivery

The Most Beloved Guttenberg Movie Yet?: Priceless.

It would have been SUCH a good birthday treat

As a celebration of Mr. Guttenberg's birthday (as if the cake wasn't enough!), I will be doing what they said couldn't be done.

They didn't think it was possible.

Let's see if we can prove them wrong.

Tonight, for one night only, I will be real-time blogging during the viewing of the classic film....

Police Academy 3: Back In Training.

The more astute of you may notice that there is a gap in the Police Academy ouevre. I am in posession of the classic first film, Police Academy, and yet am missing the sequel.

Never fear! It is being tracked down as we speak and will shortly be fulfilling its destiny as a member of the mission.

But now for the task at hand. Police Academy 3. I hope you enjoy it as much as I am sure to.

9:30 pm - The film, she begins. Oooh, autotracking!

9:31 pm - Previews! Rob Lowe + hockey + the line "you wanna go, pretty boy?" + Patrick Swayze = Alice is intrigued. Mental note: rent Youngblood.

9:33 pm - The system says even killers have rights. Stallone is Cobra. Alice is bored.

9:34 pm - Some Martin Scorcese movie that I'm bored with already. After Hours? That's a movie? Huh. Although who doesn't find the effervescent presence of Teri Garr delightful?

9:35 pm - The Colour Purple? Does that really have the same target demographic as Police Academy 3? Who's in charge of these previews?

9:36 pm - Woo hoo! Feature presentation. (This film is rated PG. All readers under 13 should avert their eyes. There will likely be T&A)

9:37 pm - Bubba Smith is next billed after Steve Guttenberg. Who knew Hightower had such a good agent? We're also going to be privildged to see Bobcat Goldwaith as "Zed". Lucky! Oh, and there's also some intrigue going on in a parking garage. The titles are more interesting.

9:40 pm - Oh! It's the bad guys! Commandant whatsit and Lieutennant that guy and Former cadets whosit and the guy! Competing academies! Now we're talking - this is drama.

9:43 pm - Written by Gene Quintano. His mother must be so proud.

9:44 pm - Callahan is so sassy! Also she's very tall. Oh! And it's the guy who makes the funny voices. He's hi-larious.

9:45 pm - Who can save the day? Mahoney! Of course! Ahh, Steve. I can't believe it took NINE minutes for the first Guttenberg appearance. "Nice one", Gene.

9:46 pm - Oh, all our favourites are back now. Hightower, Tackleberry, and a dramatic walking shot. What more could we want? Theyr'e all so serious and intense. I bet they can save the academy.

9:49 pm - Intro the new recruits. The wife of some nerdy guy I should probably recognize, some other nerdy guy on a bike, a rich guy in a limo with a cravat. Hilarious!

9:53 pm - The bad academy has a Chinese recruit - first racist remark! Oh, they're shipping him off to Lassard's. Do you think he'll turn out to be invaluable? We've also got the shy (and sure to be a secret hottie) female recruit, Tackleberry's cousin or something who punches people in the face, hot blonde chick for the Gütt to hit on.

9:57 pm - Hey! Hightower just called Mahoney "babe". Do you think they're secret lovers? Also, Bobcat Goldwaith will be playing himself. And, as per usual, he will be annoying.

10:02 pm - Should I be bored?

10:03 pm - Did they just decide that funny voice guy is just funny on his own? Cause I don't know that he is. And hot blonde chick is a BAD actress.

10:10 pm - Aw, Tackleberry is bonding with the nerdy guy. That's really touching.

[We now have bit of a time jump. Four days, to be exact.]

Right. When they said it couldn't be done? That was because it couldn't be done. And the reason that it couldn't be done is that this movie is SO PAINFULLY BAD that it is practically impossible to force yourself to watch it.

There's no point telling you what happens with the rest of the movie. It's exactly what you think. Many "funny" situations, PG-13 nudity, "romance", and "hilarious" voices. It's .... well, it's not good.

Man, this is a bad movie. Steve is likeable, but the movie is horrible. Actually, that's not true. It's not creative enough to be horrible. It's just meidocre. Sad, really.

Title: Police Academy 3: Back In Training

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 28

Purchased: On eBay

Cost: £2.00, including delivery

The First Guttenberg Movie I Couldn't Watch In One Sitting: Shamefully priceless.

It's a Magical Day!

You'll never guess what today is.

Well, yes. It is Wednesday. Wednesday the 24th of August.

And what happened on August 24, 1958 in New York?

A certain Mr. Steve Guttenberg arrived into the world ... and into our hearts.

And so we say to you, Steve Guttenberg, happy 47th birthday.

Have some cake.

Dr. Guttenberg to the ER - stat!

Now, we're back to the Guttenberg as we know and love him.

Also purchased in the great eBay binge of August 2005, we come across a pure example of Guttenberg gold.

"Bad Medicine" is the touching tale of a young man in a family of doctors who can't get into any medical school in the United States, so naturally heads to some unnamed South American country to attend a dodgy medical school there. Does he win his dad's respect? Oh, you bet he does.

You're touched, aren't you?

Steve's character Jeff meets a delightful group of students from varying walks of life. There's the gorgeous former nurse who's just a little bit insecure, played by 80's comedy staple Julie Haggerty. The hilarious female character for a bit of contrast, played by Julie Kavner. The speed freak roommate, played by perennial crazy guy Curtis Armstrong. That guy from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", played by Robert Romanus.

But of this illustrious cast, who do we think gets top billing?

Oh, that's right. It's a little someone I like to call Mister Steve Guttenberg.

This is typical 80's comedy. Offensive, yet innocuous. Charming, yet irritating. Racist, .... well, it's a bit racist. There's no real upside to that.

This is also the first Guttenberg film that I hadn't heard of that got the reaction of "oh, I've seen that one" from a friend.

Quality. Just quality.

Title: Bad Medicine

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 29

Purchased: On eBay

Cost: £2.89, including delivery

Bad 80's Comedy At Its Finest: Oh, that's priceless baby.

A Secret Affair. A Violent Crime. A Brutal Killer.

I think we've made our first misstep on the magical road to Guttenberg happiness.

And by "we", I of course mean me. Through the wonder that is eBay, I managed to track down a little VHS I like to call "The Bedroom Window".

You can see the drama right there on the case. A Secret Affair. A Violent Crime. A Brutal Killer.

What the box fails to mention is the crucial last bit. A Boring Film.

Now, it's exciting that once again Mr. Guttenberg takes centre stage with his top billing. Oh, he's certainly the star here.

His intense, booding stare tells us that this is going to be one incredible rollercoaster of a film.

The premise is a pretty good one: a woman is having an affair with her husband's employee. While at her boyfriend's house, she sees an attempted murder outside his bedroom window. To avoid giving away the affair, he reports the crime as if he'd seen it himself. Because his story isn't quite right, the police begin to suspect him as the murderer. How will he prove his innocence?

See? It sounds good, doesn't it?

Oh, but it all goes wrong. There are a lot of odd, intense, scary music cues that don't fit with the action on the screen. And all the actors speak with this tone of voice as if they're hiding something, making all the characters seem like they're lying, even if they're not. It's all very bizarre.

Now, I'll confess that I didn't exactly watch the whole thing. I got a bit bored, and besides, I had laundry to do. So I missed how the Elizabeth McGovern character (who was the victim of the crime seen through the famed Bedroom Window) got involved with Steve-o. But they, of course, become romantically involved after the boss's wife gets sadly killed.

Okay, it's not about the plot. It's about the miscasting of Steve Guttenberg in a dramatic role.

The Gütt has a delightful, low key on screen presence. Do I want to see him taking care of an unexpected baby? You bet I do. Do I want to see him interacting with a robot who has come to life? I wouldn't miss it. Do I want to see him transforming himself from an overweight cartoonist into a leather clad Kiwi named Lobo? Just try and keep me away.

Do I want to see him being intense and broody and running for his life? Um, no.

So, nice try Mr. Guttenberg. But it's just not working for me. Better luck next time.


Title: The Bedroom Window

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 30

Purchased: On eBay

Cost: £2.99, including delivery

A Bad Overly Dramatic Movie: Eh, not so priceless.

"Will she still love Lobo when she discovers he's really Gus?"

It's an exciting two-for-one day here at The Steve Guttenberg Project!

In the recent influx of eBay purchases, I came across this little gem:

Perhaps you know it as The Boyfriend School, which seems to be how it's billed on TV. But I'm here to tell you that Don't Tell Her It's Me is a can't miss classic.

Steve is, of course, the first billed star. He's the one we're not supposed to tell her it is! He's the one going to the boyfriend school!


Right abouve his manly gaze, there it is. Sure, Shelley Long gets her name in a box, with the coveted "as 'Lizzie'", but I thnk we all know who the star is here.

The premise is simple. Steve plays Gus, a cartoonist recovering from cancer. Shelley Long plays his older and bossier sister Lizzie. She's anxious to get him set up with a nice lady. She's also a romance novelist. Jami Gertz plays Emily Pear, a journalist who is out to get the true story of people behind romance novels. She meets Lizzie, and Lizzie realizes she'll be perfect for Gus. One blind double date later, and it's not love. So, Lizzie decides to turn Gus into the perfect man, who is apparently a mulleted, leather wearing, Kiwi named Lobo.

You know how women love men named Lobo.

And the hair. Ohhhhh, the hair.

How could you not fall in love with this man?

Now, it doesn't all go smoothly for Gus once he becomes Lobo. Aftter he woos Emily into bed and makes sweet, sweet love to her, he feels the need to confess. Surprisingly, Emily does not take kindly to being lied to and kicks him out of bed.

What will happen? Will Gus get his lady? Will Lizzie interfere? Will there be a last minute airport kiss?

Yes, yes and my goodness yes.

Now, I have a confession to make. While this movie certainly wasn't good, it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. In fact, I laughed a few times. I like Shelley Long. And she's pretty good in this movie. The Gutt's New Zeland accent is horrible, but he's kind of charming. And Jami Gertz is inoffensive.

I would watch this movie again. Especially if it was on TV on a weekend afternoon. Judge me if you must.

Title: Don't Tell Her It's Me (aka. The Boyfriend School)

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 31

Purchased: On eBay

Cost: £2.89, including delivery

Realizing I would probably watch this again: Priceless. Pricelessly embarassing.

Cadet Carey Mahoney, reporting for duty!

eBay really is wonderful, isn't it? After the exciting first eBay find, I thought I'd take another look. And oh, I hit the jackpot baby.

Oh, that's right. It's the classic first Police Academy. And is the box ever right - what an institution!

Now, I was delighted to see that our good buddy Steve wins the coveted first billing in this cinematic gem.

It may be a bit fuzzy, but it's there. And if you're taking first billing over the likes of Kim Catrall in the very year she appeared in the Oscar nominated** Porky's, then you are talking about a very impressive feat indeed.

Now, I did watch this movie the other night. And I'm sorry to tell you that it doesn't hold up especially well,

It turns out that "comedy" in 1984 was a bit different than it is today. Racial slurs, gay jokes and breasts don't seem to make up the majority of today's comedies. But that aside, it's not the worst thing I've ever seen.

Steve plays Cadet Carey Mahoney, a loveably hot headed troublemaker who is sentenced to join the Police Academy after he wrecks a car at his valet job. And here's the clever part - he's not allowed to quit, but he can leave if he gets kicked out! Will wacky hijinks ensue? You bet they will!

I didn't pay attention to quite a lot of the movie, so I missed why they get sent out to the riot, and I missed why Kim Catrall starts dating him, but all your favourite Police Academy characters are there: Hightower, Tackleberry, Callahan, Hooks, Commandant Lassard, Lt. Harris and that guy that makes the noises.

Good times. Good times, indeed.

Oh, Steve. Where will this exciting journey take us next?

** I really didn't bother to check my facts there, but it probably was. Come on! It's Canadian! Best foreign film all the way!

Title: Police Academy

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 32

Purchased: On eBay

Cost: £3.04, including delivery

Political incorrectness at it's most painful: Priceless.

Surrender to the charms of the Guttenberg

Ah, eBay! Such a wonderful thing.

I had a sneaking suspicion that there would be a person or two out there looking to sell old Steve Guttenberg movies.

It turns out I was right.

And so yesterday, a very special package arrived at my flat. A package containing this little beauty:

That's right. It's 1987's Surrender. And it didn't look like it would be too bad. It has Michael Caine and Sally Field. And they're both good actors. And we all know that I love the Gütt.

Once again, he doesn't recieve top billing, but he's still got quality above the title billing.

But it was the photo on the back that really captured my interest.

A moustachioed Guttenberg? Fantastic!

So, it was with some quite high expectations that I sat down to watch this film. And did it disappoint?

Sweet mother of God, yes. Ooh, what a bad movie. So very very very bad. So very bad. I really can't say that enough times. So so so very bad.

Roger Ebert's review sums it up quite well:

"Surrender" is an astonishing case of a movie that can do no wrong for its first half and little right thereafter. The story has no place to go, and Belson's contrivances in keeping it floating are desperate.

Steve plays Sally Field's rich lawyer boyfriend, and I'm sad to say he's a bit of a jerk. I'll confess I didn't pay much attention to the movie because I kept getting bored, but the Gütt did what he could with what he was given.

I knew that completing this mission would mean watching some bad movies. But until this, I had no idea how painful that could be.

Ah well, I can only hope that Film #4 is a little less upsetting.

Title: Surrender

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 33

Purchased: On eBay, 16 July 2005

Cost: £2.89, including delivery

The First Truly Bad Movie In The Collection: Priceless.

And now in more Guttenberg related news...

Aren't you wacky North Americans lucky?

Starting this September, you'll be able to see the always delightful Mr. Guttenberg in UPN's one actually good show - Veronica Mars.

There are fabulous reports that Steve, along with Charisma Carpenter, will join the show for it's 2nd season. Steve has been cast as "a charismatic major league baseball team owner and leading candidate in the race for mayor of Neptune. " He will be in at least seven episodes.

How delicious! I, for one, cannot wait.

A lead!

An email from Abby today gave me an exciting lead onto Film #3:

"Now, I don't want you to get too over excited here, but I am about 70% certain that my sister has the VHS of Three Men and a Little Lady, which I am 100% certain that she won't want anymore. I'll speak to my parents to make sure they still have it, and then I'll let you know.

Please, don't build your hopes up, it could well be Sister Act 2 that I am thinking of. I would hate for you to be disappointed and think bad of me."

Well, this is clearly a delight! A lead on Film #3 so soon after the arrival of Film #2? Fantastic!

I'm sad for Abby's sister that she wouldn't want to hold on to this cinematic gem, but it's obviously fantastic news for me.

And how could I possibly think badly of anyone supporting the mission?

I think this could be a hidden treasure trove of Guttenberg goodies - if y'all could have a look through your video collections for stray and (unbelievably) unwanted Guttenberg films, the mission would be in your debt.

The Mission! She thrives!

It's been an exciting weekend in the world of the Steve Guttenberg Project.

On Saturday, I left the house to a bit of shopping. When I got home with my new shoe racks (they're very nice), I found an Amazon package near the front door.

"Hmmm," I thought to myself. "I haven't ordered anything from Amazon recently, but perhaps it's for me anyway."

And, would you believe it? It was!

Inside this beautiful package was a DVD - and not just any DVD. It was a DVD starring our good friend ... Mr. Steve Guttenberg.

I was giddy with glee, as you can well imagine, and scrambled to find the packing slip to find out who was responsible for the exciting new development - after all the collection had doubled overnight, and it was all very fabulous.

To my delight, I found that a little lady with a mission of her own was the generous DVD purchaser - the lovely Miss Heather Taylor.

Here it is. The fantastic and fabulous Film #2:

As we can see, the Gütt once again receives second billing.

(Hey, remember when Ally Sheedy was famous? Those were good times.)

For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of seeing this fantastic film, the Gütt plays one "Newton Crosby" - inventor of robots and other such things. When the delightful Number 5 suffers from a "short circuit" and comes to life, Newton is sent on a madcap adventure with trusted sidekick Fisher Stevens to find the rogue robot. Does mayhem and merriment ensue?

Oh, you bet it does.

There's also a bit of romance, between our Mr. Gutt and the lovely Miss Sheedy.

Robots? Romance? Stray animals? "Number 5 is alive"? The Gütt?

This movie has everything!

Title: Short Circuit

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 34

Date received: 9th July, 2005

Purchased by: Heather

The mission doubling in size: Priceless.

A Tribute to the Gütt

Once you start looking, you realize that there are tributes to our good friend Mr. Guttenberg everywhere.

I'm sure you're all familiar with the episode of the Simpson's featuring the classic Stonecutters Song. Season six? Episode 12? "Homer The Great"? Originally aired on 8th January, 1995? You've seen it seven billion times in reruns since then?

The song is an all time classic. Sing along with me, if you will.

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

Well, if you made Steve Guttenberg a star, then the world owes a debt to you, Stonecutters.

Thanks, from all of us.

Film #1

Here it is:

Film #1 in the Steve Guttenberg Project.

Isn't it delightful? You can see that it cost me a mere £3, which I think you'll agree is a fantastic price for such a cinematic gem. It may not be a cropped white denim jacket, but I think it's pretty frickin' sweet.

Clearly Tom Selleck is the star here - he gets first billing and the centre of the photo.

But we can clearly see that our good buddy Steve Guttenberg is the second billed.


Screw you, Ted Danson! It's all about the Gütt here!

Title: Three Men and A Baby

Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 35

Purchased: At an Archway charity shop, on 1st July 2005

Cost: £3

Beginning an exciting new mission: Priceless.

The Birth of the Steve Guttenberg Project

It came like a flash of inspiration - a plan. A plan to begin a mission. A mission to complete the Steve Guttenberg Project.

It's a humble mission. It may not save the world, or end world hunger, or even get the building work outside my flat finished.

But it will, if the mission is successful, gain me the most fabulous film collection ever imagined.

And it's here, in this very blog, that you can follow the progress of the Project.

Fabulous and exciting?

I think so!

The Steve Guttenberg Filmography

Here it is. The definitive list we're working from, taken from the Internet Movie Database.

The films I have are in bold. I'm still searching for the non-bold films.

1. Ay Lav Yu (2010)
2. The Gold Retrievers (2010)
3. Cornered! (2009)
4. If It Ain't Broke, Break It (2009)
5. Shannon's Rainbow (2009)
6. Major Movie Star (2008)
7. Jackson (2008) [originally 2005]
8. Heidi 4 Paws (2008)
9. Fatal Rescue (2008)
10. Making Change (2006)
11. Mojave Phone Booth (2006)
12. Domino One (2005)
13. The Stranger (2003)
14. P.S. Your Cat Is Dead (2002)
15. Airborne (1998)
16. Home Team (1998/I)
17. Casper: A Spirited Beginning (1997)
18. Zeus and Roxanne (1997)
19. Overdrive (1997)
20. It Takes Two (1995)
21. Home for the Holidays (1995)
22. The Big Green (1995)
23. 3 Men and a Little Lady (1990)
24. Don't Tell Her It's Me (1990)
25. Cocoon: The Return (1988)
26. High Spirits (1988)
27. Three Men and a Baby (1987)
28. Surrender (1987)
29. Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
30. Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
31. The Bedroom Window (1987)
32. Short Circuit (1986)
33. Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)
34. Bad Medicine (1985)
35. Cocoon (1985)
36. Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
37. Police Academy (1984)
38. The Man Who Wasn't There (1983)
39. Diner (1982)
40. Can't Stop the Music (1980)
41. Players (1979) (as Steven Guttenberg)
42. The Boys from Brazil (1978)
43. The Chicken Chronicles (1977)
44. Rollercoaster (1977) (uncredited)
45. Something for Joey (1977)
    

The Running Total

#1

• Title: Three Men and A Baby
• Date: 1 July 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 35
• Purchased: At an Archway charity shop
• Cost: £3
• Beginning an exciting new mission: Priceless.

#2

• Title: Short Circuit
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 34
• Date received: 9th July, 2005
• Purchased by: Heather
• The mission doubling in size: Priceless.

#3

• Title: Surrender
• Date: 16 July 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 33
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.89, including delivery
• The First Truly Bad Movie In The Collection: Priceless.

#4

• Title: Police Academy
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 32
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £3.04, including delivery
• Political incorrectness at it's most painful: Priceless.

#5

• Title: Don't Tell Her It's Me (aka. The Boyfriend School)
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 31
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.89, including delivery
• Realizing I would probably watch this again: Priceless. Pricelessly embarassing.

#6

• Title: The Bedroom Window
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 30
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.99, including delivery
• A Bad Overly Dramatic Movie: Eh, not so priceless.

#7

• Title: Bad Medicine
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 29
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.89, including delivery
• Bad 80's Comedy At Its Finest: Oh, that's priceless baby.

#8

• Title: Police Academy 3: Back In Training
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 28
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £2.00, including delivery
• The First Guttenberg Movie I Couldn't Watch In One Sitting: Shamefully priceless.

#9

• Title: High Spirits
• Date: 15 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 27
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: £3.50, including delivery
• The Most Beloved Guttenberg Movie Yet?: Priceless.

#10

• Title: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
• Date: 10 August 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 26
• Purchased: by the delightful and ever so dashing Aaron
• Seriously, A Hot-Air Balloon Chase?: Priceless.

#11

• Title: Casper - A Spirited Beginning
• Date Added: 30 September 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 25
• Purchased: By the delightful Miss Sherlock
• Steve as a BAD DAD who is reformed by a ghost: Priceless.

#12

• Title: Diner
• Date Added: 10 October 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 24
• Purchased: By Alexcia, and delivered all the way from Canada.
• Owning a movie I probably would have bought anyway: Priceless.

#13

• Title: Home Team
• Date Added: 10 October 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 23
• Purchased: On ebay
• Price: £3.00
• Fantastically cheesy Canadian goodness: Priceless.

#14

• Title: Amazon Women on the Moon
• Date Added: 10 October 2005
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 22
• Purchased: On ebay
• Price: £2.85
• Hearing Steve Guttenberg use a line about sushi to seduce the ladies: Priceless.

#15

• Title: Three Men & A Little Lady
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 21
• Date Added: 31 October 2005
• Purchased: By the lovely and fabulous Abby
• Trying to erase the bedtime rap from my mind: Priceless.

#16

• Title: A Question Of Life (aka Something For Joey)
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 20
• Date Added: 31 October 2005
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £5.79
• Seeing the genesis of the Guttenberg Film Dynasty: Priceless.

#17

• Title: It Takes Two
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 19
• Date Added: 22 December 2005
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £2.50
• Knowing that Steve was right in there at the start of the Olsen empire: Priceless.

#18

• Title: Can't Stop The Music
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 18
• Date Added: 24 February 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £10.00, and worth every penny
• Steve as the star of the campest movie ever, of all time, ever: Priceless.

#19

• Title: Home For The Holidays
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 17
• Date Added: 26 February 2006
• Purchased: on Amazon.co.uk
• Price: £5.25
• Hearing Guttenberg say "Beep beep, brother-in-law" to Robert Downey Jr: Priceless.

#20

• Title: The Big Green
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 16
• Date Added: 1 May 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £0.01 + delivery
• Hearing Steve Guttenberg's Texan accent: Priceless.

#21

• Title: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 15
• Date Added: 1 May 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £2.50
• Being slightly better than Police Academy 3?: Priceless.

#22

• Title: Cocoon
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 14
• Date Added: 21 May 2006
• Purchased: on eBay (and I think someone gave me a copy too, but I forget who. Maybe Alexcia? Thanks dude!)
• Price: £3.50
• Never being able to erase the disturbing alien pool sex scene from my mind?: Priceless.

#23

• Title: Cocoon: The Return
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 13
• Date Added: 10 August 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £5.45
• Realizing that I will watch essentially unviewable copies of tapes just because of the project?: Priceless.

#24

• Title: The Boys From Brazil
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 12
• Date Added: 13 August 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £5.50
• Seeing Steve killed by Nazis?: Priceless.

#25

• Title: Zeus and Roxanne
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 11
• Date Added: 13 August 2006
• Purchased: on eBay
• Price: £2.98
• Learning That Inter-species True Love Is Possible?: Priceless.

#26

• Title: The Chicken Chronicles
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 11
• Date Added: 19 March 2007
• Purchased: On eBay
• Cost: $5.95
• Being spared a Guttenberg sex scene: Priceless

#27

• Title: Major Movie Star
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 18
• Purchased: Ebay
• Cost: £7.95
• Admiring the burnished glow of a super-tanned Guttenberg: Priceless

#28

• Title: Rollercoaster
• Steve Guttenberg Films Still To Be Collected: 17
• Purchased: By my aweseome friend Mandy for my birthday.  Like 3 years ago.  Really, I am getting on watching these, I swear. 
• Cost: N/A
• Seeing a practically teenaged Guttenberg with huge 70s hair: Priceless